What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
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