What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?