What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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