What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did summer say to spring?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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