What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?