Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?