What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?