What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do billboards talk?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?