What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?