What's the loudest Christmas song?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?