Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are cowboys always religious?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What game does a rabbit always win?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?