What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why is money so stubborn?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do jokesters study in college?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the frog have a long face?