Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?