Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do fish use for glasses?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call an exploding monkey?