Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you arrest a pig?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?