What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?