What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the dairy grumpy?