What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What is the best Christmas present ever?