Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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