Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
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