What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?