What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why did the fish blush?
What do bees chew?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
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