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A cheesecake!
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Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the coldest vegetable?
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What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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