What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which state has the best streets?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?