What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why are sandals so indecisive?