Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?