What do math teachers eat?

What school subject really rocks?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?