What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?