Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?