What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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