What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?