What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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