Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call hiking college students?

What siblings are always sad?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?