Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the spider so smart?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?