Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?