People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?