Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?