Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?