What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why are cowboys always religious?