What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?