What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

If you need help building an ark..

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?