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Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do fish do at parades?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?