What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a kitty's favorite book?