What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why do bees buzz?

Why was the mime upset?

What's E.T. short for?