What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Who invented fractions?

Why was the bee sad?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?