What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

It's allergy season again?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Where do termites go camping?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?