What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?