What do fish use for glasses?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?