What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is a mom's favorite game?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?