Why are frogs always happy?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?