What is a cow's dream job?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

How do amoebas make calls?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Which singer could always break a five?