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What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a henway?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?