Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?