How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why is the beach so confident?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?