Why do hogs play so much football?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

How do you make antifreeze?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?