What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?