Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?