Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?