What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

When do mice play every day?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do math teachers eat?