What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?