What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why is a computer so smart?

What says: oom oom oom?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Which state has the best streets?