What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

How do you grill cheese?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call bears with no ears?