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What vegetables make the best music?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why don't fish play basketball?