What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What building always gets stains on it?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call a peanut in space?