What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?