What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Can February March?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?