Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you call a pig thief?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do bears keep cool?