Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What condiment has wings?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What's the most popular cat in New England?