What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What color are all the books in the library?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?