What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you give a pony with a cold?