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What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What is the quickest button on a radio?