Why are skeletons always hungry?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why are books always so angry?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does a panda ghost say?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why do elephants have trunks?