What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which bug is related to you?
It's Crowded!
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the bee say to the flower?
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