What's a forklift?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do nosey peppers do?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?