What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a horse's favorite sport?