What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
I broke my finger!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What birds make average students?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
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