What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?