Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

When does a horse talk?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which computer won the talent show?

What fish only swims at night?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?