What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which computer won the talent show?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What does Santa call Christmastime?