Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the smallest lion?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
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