Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do fleas travel?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are ghosts always single?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What game does chlorine never lose?
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