What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What animals make the best students?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?