Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?