Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

How do you measure a millennial?