What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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