What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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