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Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How does a lion greet other animals?

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