What bird is always sad?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What bee is good for your health?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?