What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What animals make the best students?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How does a taco bless the table?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?