What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?