What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How does the sun listen to music?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's the politest month?