What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

I like telling Dad jokes.