Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What time of day was Adam created?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which founding father loves to sing?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?