What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
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