What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
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