How much money does a skunk have?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What birds always travel in twos?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the turkey join the band?