What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
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