What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do bees buzz?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why are fish such good architects?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What is a duck's favorite snack?