Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?