What do you call a vacation at home?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which subject has two parts?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?