Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How is life like toilet paper?

How are mountains able to see?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?