Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do fairies always drink?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?