How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Do dads always snore?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
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