What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why did the snake cross the road?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?