How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What time does everyone love to drink?
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