How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
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