How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What country has the most fish?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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