How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What building always gets stains on it?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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