Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Where do stars go to college?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call an insincere horse?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?