How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where do ants go to eat?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?