What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the politest month?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
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