What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is a cow's dream job?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?