What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?