Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Who is friends with everyone at school?