What name sounds like the past tense?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do fireflies start a race?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do math teachers eat?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's the opposite of irony?