Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What birds always travel in twos?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

People are so hard on car mechanics.