Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How do locomotives know where to go?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?