What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why is the beach so confident?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?