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What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

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How does a sidewalk address a question?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How can you make 7 even?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What animal loves Indian food?

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