What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What goes up when the rain comes down?