What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?