Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What table can you never sit at?

Do dads always snore?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?