What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where do mice leave their boats?