What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?