What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What school subject really rocks?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Bears love exotic cars.