Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's a henway?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What fish only swims at night?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do you make antifreeze?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?