What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Which state has the best streets?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Can February March?