What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?