What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?