Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What does a panda ghost say?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?