Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?