What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
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