Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did one plate say to the other?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

How do frogs get to work?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?