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What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

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What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

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What says: oom oom oom?

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