Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do mice do when they're at home?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?