What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?