Why do cows wear bells?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?