Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the calf play in the school band?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?