What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the barber win the race?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do you give a sick pig?