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What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How does the sun listen to music?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?